I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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