ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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