She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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