that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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