i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Randomize
