Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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