if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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