Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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