Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The convent might be a nice break from real life
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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