I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
