The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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