Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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