Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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