i barfeds in our rink
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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