last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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