Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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