it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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