I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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