I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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