Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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