He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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