The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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