just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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