walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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