next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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