pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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