i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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