The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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