how can u be prego again
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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