...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
