I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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