I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
