We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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