I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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