just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Damn victory sex feels great
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Randomize
