we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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