Just cropdusted the office
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
