shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So much rum. So many feels.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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