dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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