We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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