shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We just shotgunned beers for America
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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