Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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