The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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