Too much gin, very little bucket
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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