i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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