chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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