is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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