why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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