haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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