She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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