yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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