If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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