If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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