I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize