let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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