Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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